Am I the only one in possession of such a creature? I doubt it, but we don’t – we can’t talk much about them, can we?
If you give it a name, it might grow stronger. Still, it might grow stronger if you ignore it, too. Starved for attention. When it sits in the back and prods you often enough, day after day, you realize: You must fight back.
Oh, not to worry, really, look at the tag atop this post: Writing. This is just a writing exercise so not to worry about your author. Right. So that’s it, then.