January 2009

Will the Real Stewart Parnell Please Stand Up?

by bdunn on January 28, 2009

in Factory Food, Verbatim

“We have been devastated by this, and we have been working around the clock with the FDA to ensure any potentially unsafe products are removed from the market immediately. Additionally, we are working alongside state and federal food safety experts in every way we can to help them protect consumers, both now and in the [...]

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Best Defense Against Food Poisoning

by bdunn on January 23, 2009

in Be Afraid, Big Ag, Factory Food

Grow your own food. Surely by now no one believes the likes of the Food & Drug Administration or the Centers for Disease Control can save us from salmonella or E. coli-contaminated factory food. The FDA and the CDC is just there to mop up afterwards, after a few hundred of us have started throwing [...]

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Sing A Song Of Salmonella

by bdunn on January 16, 2009

in Be Afraid, Factory Food

Don’t drink the peanut butter again. This is the second verse of a song we all sung along with ConAgra in May of 2007, and it goes something like this: → Today, our guardians at the Food & Drug Administration called what they’ve been up to lately a “major investigation” of peanut butter, stemming in [...]

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