Moronomics

by bdunn on May 17, 2012

in Corporate, Economics, Politics

Republican House Speaker John Boehner’s corporate handlers have decided there’s a possibility the economy might improve by November, leading Americans to consider re-electing the dreaded Black President. So they’ve ordered Boehner to focus everyone’s attention on budget deficits again by having him threaten to run the stock market off a cliff just like he did last July.

Of course, budget deficits aren’t really the biggest problem facing the United States – rampant and continuing high unemployment is. And here’s the irony: If Boehner and the House Republicans and their corporate sponsors focused half as hard on infrastructure spending measures that create construction jobs as they have on their phony budget deficit play-acting, then guess what? The side effect of putting people back to work is that they pay payroll taxes again, thereby increasing government revenue and thereby decreasing budget deficits. You have to spend money to make money. Boehner and his corporate handlers are plenty smart enough to know that. They just don’t care, because derailing the dreaded Black President’s re-election campaign is more important than helping to put the crummy American peasantry back to work. Hell, the American peasantry doesn’t ever make political contributions, so what do they expect?

Meanwhile, if Boehner and his corporate handlers ever did get their way and were able to cut back government spending for Social Security and Medicare and food stamps and public education and subsidized student loans, then what do you think would happen? Why, with government programs and services gone, the corporate plutocrat tax rate could be cut and those rich guys would be so tickled that they’d probably build new factories and stores right on the spot and prosperity would grow like grapes on the vine, right? That is what the current Great Minds on the Right would have us believe.

This Paul Ryan/Austrian economic/GOP line of B.S. is incredibly similar to the policies that have been meted out in Europe for the past few years by Merkel and the Germans, who have been calling the shots in the Euro Zone.

Forced fiscal austerity has worked out so well that Irish unemployment is about 15%, Greek unemployment is above 21% and Spanish unemployment is around 24%. What do you suppose unemployment at that level does for a government’s ability to pay off its debts? If you answered that it kills a government’s ability to pay off its debts, you are correct.

In Spain, the big banks are on the brink of failure and the government just found out again that hardly any investors are crazy enough to buy their sovereign bonds.

In Greece, the people are collectively so poor that no more blood can be squeezed from their turnips, and the country has no choice but to default on its national debt, drop out of the Euro group and go back to its old currency, the drachma, which would come out of the chute heavily devalued against the euro and the dollar. While the Germans may want to believe otherwise, the Greeks themselves know better. In the first 10 days since their last elections, Greeks have withdrawn more than 3 billion euros from their banking accounts so as to avoid the losses they’ll take when they go back to the old currency.

Whatever happens to world stocks and the banks in Spain and Portugal after the Greek default, it won’t be pretty.

So when John Boehner or Paul Ryan or some other Republican economic genius tries to get you all lathered up about the need to cut government spending before the unemployment rate comes down, go take a look at how well that exact philosophy has worked out for the Europeans.

And increasingly, there is little we in the peasantry can do to stop the madness except to rage against it on occasion, an action which I have just completed.

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Another Day at the Races

by bdunn on May 12, 2012

in Brazos River, Nature

Last night at the Little League playoffs our team was up 10-3 in the top of the last inning when the ump called everyone off the field for a half-hour to see if they thunderheads would move on.

They didn’t. One mass of black clouds dipped down at the horizon like a launchpoint for the grandpa of all tornadoes, and in fact we were under a watch, but no funnel appeared. The league president had a “lightening meter” gadget that registered each lightening strike and returned a distance. When the lightening came within a distance of 12 miles, they called it a completed game and everyone loaded up their cars and sped off.

We sat out on the front porch and watched distant lightening light up the sky while reliving highlights of the game and other day’s events, then packed it in and went to bed.

Two hours later the first giant storm center began hovering overhead, and it was like trying to sleep while someone with a drum set practices in the room right above you. The lightening and the rain went on for three hours. Then it was just rain for an hour. Then at about 3:30 a.m. the drum practice started again, louder, and I got up and unplugged the computers. The second storm system finally blew past at dawn.

The rain gauge had been at a quarter-inch and was overflowing at the top 5.5-inch mark. I am guessing probably 6 inches total last night. There’s still a small pond on the east side of the back yard, another trunk from the dying fig tree was knocked down. The gardens escaped damage and all-in-all we did fine.

The river was at below 11 feet yesterday evening. It’s at 20 feet right now. Pretty good drought medicine, but just another day at the crazy weather races around here.

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Facebucks

by bdunn on May 11, 2012

in Business, Media

I don’t think I’ve waded through so much hype over the coming initial public offering of a company’s stock since Google went public in 2004. Back then, Google gained its fame and fortune as the most useful of Internet search engines.

To me, Facebook’s main claim to fame is that it has become the Internet company most likely to steal all its customers’ private data and feed it to whoever advertises on there. Yeah, I’m not a big fan of this remake of MySpace, but give Mark Zuckerberg and his minions credit for having been able to bring so many millions of users on board for so long. However, Facebook is rigged. You want “likes” for your Facebook bidness page? They’re for sale, at places like this.

Personally, I think Facebook is an online fad that will at some point run its course. For Zuckerberg’s sake, hopefully not for at least a while after its IPO launches around May 17.

All the major media outlets have been hammering on the promo drum (almost as if this were an Apple production). For a while there you couldn’t open a newspaper home page without having Facebook stuffed in your face.

Funny Thing No. 1 is how almost none of these big “news” outlets mentioned that Facebook already went sort-of-public a year ago in a screwy deal brokered by (who else?) Goldman Sachs, which acted as bouncer/sales manager in selling off several billion dollars worth of “private” Facebook stock.

Funny Thing No. 2 is how Goldman Sachs is among a few big “private” Facebook stock owners planning to sell off more than 157 million “private” shares to suckers willing to buy into the IPO (through which Zuckerman himself hopes to sell 30.2 million shares). His company, if everything goes as hyped, would sell the new more public shares at $28 to $35 each, and raise as much as $11.8 billion with a B.

Funny Thing No. 3 is that, while the mom-and-pop stock investors of the world appear to have succumbed to the hype, a number of institutional investors are taking a pass on the deal, unimpressed with numbers showing that Facebook new-user growth is slowing and advertising growth is not keeping pace with the slowing user growth.

And here’s the basic problem with the Facebook IPO: You (not me) are buying into a company that, beyond all the computer coding bells and whistles, still operates on the old media advertising model. To make money, Facebook has to convince companies to advertise on its web site. But see, we’re still stuck in the Son of the Great Depression. People still are dealing with the 40% (or more) loss they took on their houses in 2008 as a result of the mortgage derivative BS meted out by the likes of (who else?) Goldman Sachs. And thus people are paying down their real estate debts or saving their money in case the Republicans take over and tank the economy even further with their austerity uber alles crap. And thus people still aren’t spending like the drunken-sailor consumers they used to be. Demand still is depressed and many millions of Americans still are out of work (not to even mention Europe). So how expectant should one be that media advertising numbers are going to soar sky-high anytime in the near future?

Man, I sure hope Goldman doesn’t humiliate itself and the Zuck on this deal.

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The Lesser Of 2 Giant Stinkin’ Evils

May 8, 2012 Government

The lesser of two evils is still evil. I think Obama has been a pretty bad president, mostly because he has repeatedly capitulated to his Republican opponents (like curtailing plans for stimulus spending on infrastructure projects, which would’ve blunted the recession). And, he has eroded the citizenry’s constitutional rights at the same pace that Bush [...]

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Early Justin Bieber Fig Crop

May 6, 2012 Fruit

Oh wait. When a fig tree bears an early crop, that’s called a Breba crop, not a Bieber crop. Our front-yard fig tree doesn’t always provide us with a Breba crop – but this year conditions have been (heh) ripe for a double crop. This morning I walked through the front yard and saw an [...]

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New DNA Combo

April 30, 2012 Garden

Tropical hibiscus plants rarely fruit, at least in my experience. But you can cross-pollinate their flowers by using a little moist paintbrush, like from a child’s watercoloring set. If you’re lucky, a knobby green fruit will develop from the base of the mother flower. With further luck, the fruit will ripen and dry up, yielding [...]

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Get Back Up On That Horse & Ride

April 28, 2012 Farm

I’m a big believer in God, but still confess to an indelible streak of superstition – acknowledging curses, bad biorhythms, good juju and all that. Which is why I have until now restrained myself from writing about our latest attempt to latch on to some country property: I didn’t want to jinx it. And even [...]

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